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Mayans, like everybody else, wrong about predicting end of the world
By Dennis Hensley
For The News-Sentinel

The Mayans predicted that the world end Dec. 21, 2012, so the media are scrambling to find someone who can tell them if this is accurate or not. In a situation like this, I am the go-to guy, so let's go to it.

As a journalist and futurist, I've covered this sort of thing twice before, and we're all still here, alive and kicking.

The first time it occurred was in the summer of 1978. Two Cambridge University professors of physics co-authored a book called “The Jupiter Effect.” They predicted the world would end in March 1982, which upset me greatly because I wouldn't even have my car paid off by then.

The “logic” behind this book was that it just so happened that all nine planets in our solar system would be on the same side of the sun at the same time in 1982. These physicists figured that when all that gravity pulled against the sun simultaneously, it would cause massive sunspots that would send off huge clouds of protons and electrons deep into space. Once those clouds reached the earth, it would cause the earth to rotate erratically, causing earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, floods and avalanches.

I interviewed several physicists here in the states about this book, and Dwight Beery of Manchester College in North Manchester critiqued it with a solo word of scientific jargon: “Hooey.” Beery gave me a sheet of calculus and trigonometry that was so complex, I wasn't even sure I was holding the paper right side up. However, he pointed to his calculations with great pride and said defiantly, “See, it doesn't add up.” And who was I to argue with the same guy who had become nationally famous a year earlier by explaining how the Bethlehem star had been formed? (Yes, I wrote that story, too, so the good doctor owed me some time on this Jupiter Effect situation.)

I wrote “Doubting the Jupiter Effect” for the magazine section of The Indianapolis Star, quoting Beery liberally and then dumbing down his “explanations” for the lay reader. That ran on a Sunday, and on Monday, both United Press International and Associated Press picked up my story and ran it nationwide. Once again I had made Beery nationally famous. Needless to say, he was correct and the Cambridge guys were wrong, because 1982 came and went without incident. And I was able to pay off my car.

And then — Round 2.

Fifteen years later I got a call from a New York editor asking me if I was the guy who had debunked that Jupiter Effect hype back in the 1970s. I confirmed that I was, and he asked me if I had a take on the Y2K predictions about how the whole world was going to collapse Jan. 1, 2000, when the computers would not be able to reboot themselves. I gave him a very scientific response: “Hooey.”

He offered me a contract to write a whole book about what we could actually expect during the 21st century. I contacted a lot of people far wiser than I, including Beery, and these experts actually guffawed at the idea of the world imploding because someone would be tearing a page off a calendar. I wrote Millennium Approaches, and it sold like wildfire for two years and then became dead meat once the 21st century arrived (which it did with no problems) and the suspense was all gone.

What I discovered this time around, however, was that people loved to know about the future, so long as it bode well for them. However, because my book was gut-honest about radical changes on the horizon, I drew a lot of harsh criticism. For example, in 1998 when my book came out, I said newspapers would disappear off the face of the earth within 10 years, because the next generation would get all its news from handheld screens. Publishers and editors despised this prediction because it meant the end of their livelihoods. So they attacked that part of my book. Now, nearly a dozen years later, both magazines and newspapers are going the way of the dodo bird, and I'm having the last laugh, although I'm not gloating over a situation I personally find sad.

And now the Mayans.

As a reporter, I always look to the obvious first. And for this current story the obvious is this: If the Mayans knew so much about the future, why weren't they ready when the Spaniards landed and took all their gold and made them slaves? They weren't too far ahead of the curve on that one. Furthermore, how much faith can you put in a calendar that is carved in stone, weighs two tons and doesn't even have the name of your insurance agent on it?

I called Beery about this, but the school said he was long retired and that he had grown weary of being made nationally famous anyway. (Ingrate!) So, you'll have to settle for my own insights on this matter.

If you are a religious person, Matthew 24:36 tells you, “But of that (last) day and hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven,” and I'm confident that included the Mayans. More importantly, we are told we don't even know for sure what tomorrow will bring — anthrax powder in our mail? Jets crashing into the Twin Towers? Rampant spread of the H1N1 virus? Knowing this, forget about 2012 and start focusing on now. Personally, your end could happen this week. It's important to be ready for that.

I'm now 61. I was only 22 when I served 12 months as a sergeant in Vietnam with the U.S. Army. A buddy of mine spent the whole year doing a countdown. He must have said to me a hundred times, “If I can just survive this year and get back to the States, I'll have it made.” He did survive Vietnam, then went back to the States and was killed in a car accident eight months later. I rest my case. It's wise to be ready.

In conclusion, let me share one final perspective: I don't know a single Mayan who is worried about Dec. 21, 2012, so why should any of us be?


Dr. Dennis E. Hensley of Fort Wayne is a professor of professional writing at Taylor University and the author of more than 50 books. He has been a distinguished visiting professor at Regent University (Va.), Moody Bible Institute (Ill), and Oxford University (UK). Hensley's book on futurism, “Millennium Approaches” (Avon, 1998), was a best-selling paperback during the Y2K controversy.
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Posted by Karla Akins on 11/04/09 06:55:00 PM (Suggest removal)
  • Good Words!
I had a good chuckle at this article. Dr. Hensley never fails to deliver and entertaining perspective on things as well as a solid message. I am honored to be one of his students!


Posted by Michael Kerney on 11/03/09 08:32:00 PM (Suggest removal)
  • Really.
"MEXICO CITY – Apolinario Chile Pixtun is tired of being bombarded with frantic questions about the Mayan calendar supposedly "running out" on Dec. 21, 2012. After all, it's not the end of the world.

"Definitely not, the Mayan Indian elder insists. "I came back from England last year and, man, they had me fed up with this stuff."

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"It's a special anniversary of creation," said David Stuart, a specialist in Mayan epigraphy at the University of Texas at Austin. "The Maya never said the world is going to end, they never said anything bad would happen necessarily, they're just recording this future anniversary on Monument Six."

Bernal suggests that apocalypse is "a very Western, Christian" concept projected onto the Maya, perhaps because Western myths are "exhausted."

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Took longer to copy/paste the relevant bits than to actually find the article from last month.


Posted by David Ray on 11/03/09 12:37:00 PM (Suggest removal)
  • End of the World
Then again.....the mayans didn't have hoosane oblahblah running the world like he has.

Maybe oblahblah is trying to blame G.W. Bush for the decline of the mayan empire?

This is what College educated people write about......some long lost civilization that is suppose to predict the "end of the world".

No wonder why our College kids are so twisted to the left.



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