Some guidelines for better government:
Term limits so you can enjoy your laws.
Pay limits, and if it is too expensive to live in D.C., try some of that affordable housing and food stamp food.
Your medical should be the same as you give vets and in the same hospitals with the same doctors.
When you stop using security for your protection, then you can tell me that I have no right to a firearm.
You may be a politician, but you are still just another human being.
When you make all your perks public, we will make our lives public.
By the way, pleading the Fifth doesn’t excuse stupid.
When you decide to actually read the laws, maybe we will agree to be governed by them.
And finally, doublespeak is the white stuff on top of chicken do-do. It’s more chicken do-do.